Safe For Now -

Just a quick post 

to give an update on

my Diagnostic Mammogram.

I AM CANCER FREE!! 

Woohoo!!

Dear God: Please Save My TaTa's

Yesterday I had to go get my first Mammogram.

Not fun.

First.....I'd like to say

that I think all men should

periodically have to go get

their penis's smashed.

Before getting the girls 

manhandled and smashed 

flat like a pancake,

the girl doing the mammogram

had told me she would show

me the images when she was done.

She didn't.

Instead she gave me some boobies

to play with and practice on.

There were 3 of them on a board.

One breast had no lumps.

One was a fibrocystic breast.

And the other was a breast with lumps.

She left the room

to show the radiologist 

my results.