Yesterday I had to go get my first Mammogram.
Not fun.
First.....I'd like to say
that I think all men should
periodically have to go get
their penis's smashed.
Before getting the girls
manhandled and smashed
flat like a pancake,
the girl doing the mammogram
had told me she would show
me the images when she was done.
She didn't.
Instead she gave me some boobies
to play with and practice on.
There were 3 of them on a board.
One breast had no lumps.
One was a fibrocystic breast.
And the other was a breast with lumps.
She left the room
to show the radiologist
my results.
