I Suck As a Tooth Fairy

I do not have a great record as a tooth fairy.  

It's not horrible...... but it's not perfect.  

Last night was no exception.  

My son came out of the bathroom
after taking his shower, 

and showed me the tooth he had just lost.  

I said "Wow! You'll have to be sure and put that under your pillow".  

He left mumbling something about hoping the tooth fairy 

would leave him a $20 bill.
(YEAH RIGHT!!! )  

The night before, My daughter had a friend spend the night, 

and my husband had set up
a small tent in the living room
so the girls could "camp out". 

 Earlier that day I had told the kids
they could sleep in the tent that night. 

NOT realizing the tooth fairy would 

be CRAWLING her fat ass
in there to retrieve a tooth.